Biting the bullet, Riding the wave.

gdpufnstuf:

thisisappalling:

Let me tell you how much I love my guy roommate (who on tumblr I have given the name Kevin).

Today I went in the kitchen to get some more bread and butter when I saw a note from one of my roommates next to the sink. (The top photo). It reads:

Clean the shit up. Otherwise shut the fuck up! Every single day there are nasty plates. dishes in the sink. It is gross.

Now, I’m the only person with dishes in the sink. And, while they have been there for a few days because I’ve been busy with finals, they were far from nasty when i had put them in the sink. However, there was some food in them by the time I saw this note. Food that was obviously poured into them. Food that was from the girl who wrote this fucking note.

Anyway. As I saw it, Kevin and his friend walked in the door. I asked if the note was from him (i hadn’t really read it at this point) and he said no. So then he flipped the fuck out (not in a bad way but in a totally hilarious way) and wrote the second note. It reads:

Well 1st of all

You ass just started washing dishes!!!!!!!!!

2nd of all

Stop pouring your nasty ass dish water on top of my fucking dishes and then complain about nasty dishes

3rd of all

Who the fuck do you think you talking to? You better straighten the fuck up and act like you got some Got Damn sense. 

You better try Jesus!!

And not me.

Now clean that!!

My creyes tbh.

AHAHAAAAA

LMFAO!

(Source: thisisappallling, via xtinathegreat)