May 2013
81 posts
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky: fuckyeahcracker:... →
fuckyeahcracker:
Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”:
Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet
I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this
Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”:
Saudi…
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When someone tells me I'll make a good wife...
myfriendsaremarried:
or because i can cook in general. -_____-
I do lots of other things too! *stomps feet*
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Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar
BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?
LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?
BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?
LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.
BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?
LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.
BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?
LAMAR: Who is my what?
BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.
LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.
BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?
LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.
BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?
LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…
BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.
“Being gifted doesn’t mean you’ve been given something. It means, you have...”
– i wrote this for you (via 3-jane)
political-gravitas asked: You go, girl! When is the big day?!
g-aesthetic:
political-gravitas:
Two finals down, two to go…
Picked up my academic regalia, and those three velvet chevrons are lovely.
I’m about to graduate from law school. This shit is so unreal to me. I seriously never even dreamed something like this would happen when I was in high school.
Sorry to spam y’all and keep bringing it up, but shit.
Fuck them. Bring that shit up errday and...
One cannot simply knuck if they are not buck.
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“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...”
– (via neoncathedrals)
I endorse this message!
(via sasseepant)
“I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do...”
– Pablo Picasso (via thefameofhealthandfitness)
Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
Harry: bitch I might be
Joker: Are you the Batman?
Bruce Wayne: Bitch I might be.
Reporter: Are you The Iron Man.
Tony Stark: Burrrr!
